Apparently, lawyers with too much time and too few clients on hand have made a sport of suing cereal producer Kellogg for fraud. It seems Kellogg doesn’t actually include fruit in their Froot Loops. More here. Hat Tip: OverLawyered.
Now that that’s been resolved, on to more important questions:
- Where are the Grapes in the “Grape Nuts?”
- Do “Fruity Pebbles” include actual rocks?
- In what navy did “Captain Crunch” receive his commission?
- Should the FDA evaluate whether “Cheerios” really cheer you up?