Say It Ain’t So: No Fruit in “Froot Loops?”

Apparently, lawyers with too much time and too few clients on hand have made a sport of suing cereal producer Kellogg for fraud. It seems Kellogg doesn’t actually include fruit in their Froot Loops. More hereHat Tip: OverLawyered.

Now that that’s been resolved, on to more important questions:

  • Where are the Grapes in the “Grape Nuts?”
  • Do “Fruity Pebbles” include actual rocks?
  • In what navy did “Captain Crunch” receive his commission?
  • Should the FDA evaluate whether “Cheerios” really cheer you up?

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