It’s like Conan the Barbarian meets Dilbert.
Conan hurled the severed head into the center of the room. “A warning to anyone else who tells me I have a case of the Mondays!” he roared.
— Conan the Salaryman (@ConanSalaryman) August 29, 2016
Every workday, Conan The Salaryman provides status updates.
Conan forced himself up to hands and knees. “Xandru’s Hells!” he muttered. “Some weeks, Tuesday feels just like a second Monday.”
— Conan the Salaryman (@ConanSalaryman) August 30, 2016
The transition from warrior king to corporate drone is sometimes difficult.
Conan’s face purpled as he read. “More ‘clean your desk the president is coming’ nonsense?” he growled. “Crom’s Bones, I am trying to work!”
— Conan the Salaryman (@ConanSalaryman) August 31, 2016
And no one will ever accuse Conan
Conan howled like a dammed soul and tried to fend off the flow. The shower’s water was cold enough to freeze the nipples off Ishtar herself.
— Conan the Salaryman (@ConanSalaryman) September 1, 2016
But eventually, Friday comes and the week is done.
Conan lifted the steaming mug to his lips and smiled. His coffee needed no sugar this morn for Friday’s presence had already sweetened it.
— Conan the Salaryman (@ConanSalaryman) September 2, 2016
Unfortunately, Conan the Salaryman does not deign to tweet on the weekends. Follow Conan The Salaryman on Twitter, or read Robert E. Howard’s chronicle of his many adventures in this reasonably priced ($0.99) Kindle edition.